the first judge they announced was steven tyler from aerosmith. i don't see him making it through the senate confirmation hearings, i really don't. mr. tyler, have you used a drug at any time? and then, they brought out the smoke machine to announce judge number two. >> you now know about the guys representing the guys in this show. but who will be speaking up for the ladies? who will have that female point of view? please welcome the total package, the triple threat, miss betty white! >> jimmy: well, that was a surprise. and let me say, it is about time someone put betty white in something. actually, they announced jennifer lopez will be the lady judge on "american idol." they are paying her $12 million and randy jackson will rush. he's not getting $12 million. randy has an incentives package. he gets $5 every time he says dog. $10 a dude and $1.50 per yo, so it adds up. this is a heartwarming tale from our local news. a reporter did a story on a charity that gives bags stuffed with fun things to kids who are in foster care, and while there, they